Coming Up on Marathon Week

Dear Nike+,
Apparently I can sign up for automatic Facebook updates while I am running the Chicago Marathon. That sounds good. So why will you not let me sign up?
Best,
crazy runner

Dear marathon monster in my stomach,
OK, I get it. You are hungry. All the time. But could you please stop waking me up in the middle of the night? Thanks.
Best,
crazy runner

Dear Chicago Marathon,
9 DAYS TO GO!! I am so excited I can't stand it!!
Best,
crazy runner